About men and women

1. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

2. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants . A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

3. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

4. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

5. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.